The brag thread

[Beanz]

Modesty be damned! Feel free to toot your own horn.

I've never had a cavity.

[nowhere man]

I've never had a cavity.

.

[OandA27]

I have never broken a bone and I have perfectly round, large testicles.

[FOA]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Thumbs_up_by_Wakalani.jpg

[lambchopthis]

I have no wisdom teeth.
And it's not because they've been removed at some point in the past.
:)

[Beanz]

I have never broken a bone and I have perfectly round, large testicles.

http://www.tinamarie.com/images/high-five-0808-lg-76258126.jpg

Dude, that's really fucking awesome. Broken bones are the WORST and oh man, those sound like some great balls.

[Beanz]

I have no wisdom teeth.
And it's not because they've been removed at some point in the past.
:)

http://www.tinamarie.com/images/high-five-0808-lg-76258126.jpg

MAD PROPS SON! Your jaw isn't messing around.

[Judelaw]

I like sweet potatoes!

[Beanz]

I like sweet potatoes!

http://www.tinamarie.com/images/high-five-0808-lg-76258126.jpg

YOU DA MAN!

[saynotoscience]

ive never broken a bone or had a cavity
BOOYAH

[Beanz]

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2009/07-21/icecube_400.jpg

...

[larry]

http://www.j-a-a-p.nl/archief/kingleo.jpg

[Captain Funk]

I chipped a tooth on a spoon!

[Burt Reynold's moustache]

Those two other dudes were the lucky ones. (yes,homo)

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5990305/2/istockphoto_5990305-hand-gesture.jpg

[B_Queezy]

I've been pulled over 9 times while driving, gotten 3 speeding tickets and one stop sign violation, and have had them all either reduced to parking tickets or dropped all together

FUck da Police

[sonny]

i have a large penis, great people skills and can talk my way in to or out of just about anything!one out of three aint bad!

[Beanz]

I've been pulled over 9 times while driving, gotten 3 speeding tickets and one stop sign violation, and have had them all either reduced to parking tickets or dropped all together

FUck da Police

Man, that's seriously FUCKING AWESOME!

ATTA BOY!

http://thestrangeattractor.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/high_five.jpg

[EVANTEGRITY]

I get to post in this thread

[David Gomez]

I've never had a broken boner.

[Matchbook]

I can bicep curl 175 lbs on each side, I wear Affliction t-shirts and I have a fake tan. :cool:

[Aphrodite the Golden]

i was first in my class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hoby2000]

I've been pulled over 9 times while driving, gotten 3 speeding tickets and one stop sign violation, and have had them all either reduced to parking tickets or dropped all together

FUck da Police

i've been pulled over 5 times, and once I got pulled over with no insurance, expired registration, one of my brake lights was out, and i was going 15 over the speed limit.

and I have yet to get a ticket.

[Beanz]

That's actually pretty irresponsible!

[OandA27]

i've been pulled over 5 times, and once I got pulled over with no insurance, expired registration, one of my brake lights was out, and i was going 15 over the speed limit.

and I have yet to get a ticket.

I was drunk and I was pulled over at the entrance to a bridge, asked to step out of my car, told I smelled of alcohol, and was SENT HOME! True story. I had my license for a grand total of a month at that point.

[mattrapp]

I can twist my hand all the way around

[shutter]

I sacked Carson Palmer when I played football in high school!
-shutter

[keeks]

ive lived on three different continents and i have zero ambition because my life fucking rules!

[Mickey Wolf-Whistle]

I decided a few years ago that I want to be able to say the following in every language:

"hi, oh..oh my god do you speak X language?? No way! me too, thats awesome, but, if its ok with you id rather speak english"
so far i can do it in Spanish, French, Italian, Norwegian, Swedish, Chinese, Amharic (Ethiopian), Hindi, and Russian.

[Spaghetti]

I'm actually an orb of a former user.
I'm banned, but I can still post.
Am I actually banned
or am I actually posting?

[Mixhail]

I drove to Vancouver up PCH once. Stopped in San Fransisco, Eureka, Portland, and Seattle along the way.

[camera shy]

I can bicep curl 175 lbs on each side, I wear Affliction t-shirts and I have a fake tan. :cool:

oh you're talking about OandA27?

[Hoby2000]

That's actually pretty irresponsible!

No doubt man, but I was a poor motherfucker, and it was entering holiday season, but I still needed a car to drive.

I feel rather lucky.

[Beanz]

I have my own subforum on www.theboreds.com

[James...]

So I actually have a real brag.

I scored today, with two chicks, at once. Was weird but worth it.

[B_Queezy]

Details plz

[James]

i used to beat beanz at nba 2k all the time.

[The Bear]

My computer connected with Beanz's many times in the past through AIM GetFile.

[donwayneleach]

my mom is making some fuckin Ham right now

and she is a hell of a cook.

gonna fuckin rule

[Beanz]

hot ham water

[Judelaw]

apple cider.

ordering some Chinese this weekend from a guy who yells "FOOOOOOD" when he's riding down the street.

[Spaghetti]

i can finish pooping before i start peeing

[atila]

2 WORDS:

FARM

ANIMALS

[Jimmy T]

i pooped yesterday. it came out with such force. i wiped. used an entire roll of TP. got fecal matter on my hand. had to actually rewipe hours later.

[Beanz]

Once I took a shit so big, that it brushed the back of my nuts.

[Foofaraw]

I got a promotion.
I've been hit by a bus and I still have never broken any bones. I may be a superhero.

[atila]

i murdered an ox with my bare hand

[Dr. Strangelove]

out of 6 of my closest high school friends i'm the one that never got an mip. running into any dense foliage is smart.

anthony green molested me at a circa survive show in st. louis. i wasn't 14.

[donwayneleach]

i got pulled over a bit drunk last night but played it so cool the cop told me I seemed like good kid and let me go.

[The Bear]

I got a sealed copy of Tecmo Super Bowl for 30 bucks.

[_kyle]

a guy I played hockey with in novice plays for the Minnesota wild now, it's James Sheppard #51

[Matchbook]

A guy I played Bantam hockey with plays for Nashville now. It's Shea Weber. I think I've cool bragged about that on here before.

[Dinospine]

I've never eaten a banana.

[Spaghetti]

I've never eaten a banana.

that's not a brag you motherfucker

[Dinospine]

that's not a brag you motherfucker

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!

[Michele]

i got flowers delivered to my work from some dude who apparently comes in sometimes, but is too shy to talk to me. my manager advised for my boyfriend to call the number in the note in case he's a st@lk3r. i was pretty flattered/creeped out at the same time.

[mattrapp]

I can wipe my own ass

[atila]

but i can wipe my own ass, sunny... i can wipe my own ass!

[keeks]

is it the one in the first pic cutting hair?

[sonny]

TOUCHDOWN!!!

edit: well now me and keeks' posts dont make sense. THANKS adam!!!